OMG!!!!!

Ok, I have to be completely honest. This is going to be a little bit "x-rated," so, if you're offended by that type of stuff, please DO NOT READ ON. However, I still have to blog this because this happened in Chicago.

So, I'm at work, diligently working improving my client's business ;), and all of a sudden, half of the people on my floor started cracking up, laughing very loudly. I was starting to get a bit annoyed because their laughter was distracting me from my "very busy" advertising work. So then I headed over by the window (along with about 7 other irate people) about to yell at someone, then I saw...

There was a lady who (from her backside) looked to be in her mid 20's, wearing a bright red tank top, no pants, doing the "deed" with a naked guy (who looked like he's 50) with her back pressed against the glass on the window seat at the Hard Rock hotel across the street from my office. Yep, they were having sex. I saw way to much of "it" to know that there's no question what they were doing. For a good 15 minutes, they had NO idea that my entire office is witnessing their post lunch "activity." Finally the guy looked up, (I assume saw all of us), and he froze for about 3 seconds, then quickly grabbed the girl and disappeared from the window.

Ok, I know it was completely inappropriate, but I could not stop laughing for like 20 minutes. The whole floor was dying laughing. Man, I felt so bad for those people. How embarrassing!!!!!!! What would her mother think! But then again, they were really stupid to be doing that with the curtains wide open in downtown Chicago.