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Tuesday, July 12, 2005

Viagra Triangle

Today, I learned where the "Viagra Triangle" is in Chicago.

The intersection between State street, Rush street & Chicago street is a very happening part of the Gold Coast. It is also affectionately nicknamed the "Viagra Triangle" because of the (sleazy) over-aged men that can be found there trying to score with the dolled-up (and by that I mean with a plastic surgeon) girls young enough to be their daughters. Conversely, you can also find gold-digging females trying to catch the eye of some well-to-do middleaged businessman in town for the week, hoping that he'll finance her next plastic surgery venture. I just thought it was the funniest thing when I heard it! I always knew I was gonna find a little piece of Dallas here in Chicago!! I gotta get myself invited to one of the restaurants there so I can see for myself!! I mean, not by anyone who needs Viagra, of course. ;)

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Lesson of the Day
Have you ever been in a situation where you see someone say, with ketchup on his face, but you're never sure if you're supposed to discreetly point it out to him or just let him find out on his own? Well, here's your rule of thumb: if it's something that can be fixed easily, go ahead and tell him, but if it's something not easily fixable, then don't ruin his day.

For example:
Spinach in teeth - tell
Open fly - tell
Lipstick on teeh - tell
Run in her stockings - don't tell

Got it kids? :)

(I didn't come up with that by myself. I learned it from a very wise lady today. :) )


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